Roast My Business

Can your marketing take a hit?

Paste your business and marketing and our AI roasts it — brutally honest, genuinely funny — then hands you the real fixes. It only roasts what you paste (your own stuff), never the web. Nothing is stored.

Brutally honest, but it always ends with the real fixes. We roast your marketing, never you.

How it works

  1. 1Paste a quick description of your business and offer — and, if you're brave, your actual ad, landing-page copy or reviews.
  2. 2The AI roasts your marketing: the weak hook, the vague promise, the me-too positioning, the boring CTA — brutally honest and genuinely funny.
  3. 3Then it flips constructive and hands you the real fixes, so you leave with a laugh and a to-do list.

When to use it

  • You want an unfiltered gut-check on your marketing without paying a consultant to be polite.
  • Your ads feel generic and you can't put your finger on why.
  • You want a shareable, funny take on your own brand that also points at real improvements.

Frequently asked questions

Is Roast My Business free?

Every account gets one free roast, no card needed. After that it's 1 credit per roast — the free monthly credits cover normal use, and credit packs top up if you want more.

Does it research my business or reviews online?

No — it's a self-roast. It works only from what you paste about your own business, so it never scrapes the web. If you want it to roast your ad or your own reviews, paste them in the optional box.

Can I roast a competitor?

It's built for roasting your OWN marketing — you paste your business, and it roasts that. It won't research or attack a named third party (that's a fast track to a defamation problem); it stays a fun, honest look at your own stuff.

Is it just mean, or actually useful?

Both, by design. The jokes are grounded only in what you paste (no made-up 'facts'), it never targets you personally or anything off-limits, and every roast ends with specific, genuinely useful fixes.